Lisa Pasqualone's day couldn't be worse. She stole a cat, is attacked by the armed owner and finds herself attracted to her attacker. Thankfully she had her eyebrows and lip waxed. Her face will look good when she's in the casket.
Max Collins isn't sure what's worse. Being shot point blank in the crotch with a paint gun or accepting a drink with the cat-napper. If only the woman wasn't so cute, he'd be able to keep from planning a way to get to know her better.